Die 14 Evolutionsstufen eines Programmierers:

Stufe 1: Schüler

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END

 

Stufe 2: Das erste Studienjahr

program Hello(input, output)
   begin
      writeln('Hello World')
   end.

Stufe 3: Im Hauptstudium

(defun hello
(print
(cons 'Hello (list 'World))))

Stufe 4: Der 1. Job

#include <stdio.h>

void main(void)
{
   char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
   int i;

   for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
      printf("%s", message[i]);

   printf("\n");
}

Stufe 5: Erfahrener Softwareentwickler

#include <iostream.h>
#include <string.h>

class string
{
private:
   int size;
   char *ptr;
public:
   string() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0')) {};

   string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
   {
      ptr = new char[size + 1];
      strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
   };

   string()
   {
      delete [] ptr;
   };

   friend ostream& operator <<(ostream &, const string &);

   string& operator=(const char *);

   ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
   {
      return(stream << s.ptr);
   };
};

string& string::operator=(const char *chrs)
{
   if (this != &chrs)
   {
      delete[] ptr;
      size = strlen(chrs);

      ptr = new char[size + 1];
      strcpy(ptr, chrs);
   }

   return *this;
}

int main(void)
{
   string str;

   str = "Hello World";
   cout << str << endl;

   return 0;
}

Stufe 6: Chefentwickler

[
   uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]

library LHello
{
   // bring in the master library
   importlib("actimp.tlb");
   importlib("actexp.tlb");

   // bring in my interfaces
   #include "pshlo.idl"

   [
      uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
   ]

   cotype THello
   {
      interface IHello;
      interface IPersistFile;
   };
};

[
   exe,
   uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]

module CHelloLib
{
   // some code related header files
   importheader("pshlo.h");
   importheader("shlo.hxx");
   importheader("mycls.hxx");

   // needed typelibs
   importlib("actimp.tlb");
   importlib("actexp.tlb");
   importlib("thlo.tlb");

   [
      uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),
      aggregatable
   ]

   coclass CHello
   {
      cotype THello;
   };
};

#include "ipfix.hxx"

extern HANDLE hEvent;

class CHello : public CHelloBase
{
public:
   IPFIX(CLSID_CHello);

   CHello(IUnknown *pUnk);
   ~CHello();

   HRESULT  __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString);

private:
   static int cObjRef;
};

#include "thlo.h"
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "mycls.hxx"

int CHello::cObjRef = 0;

CHello::CHello(IUnknown *pUnk) : CHelloBase(pUnk)
{
   cObjRef++;
}

HRESULT  __stdcall  CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString)
{
   printf("%ws\n", pwszString);
   return ResultFromScode(S_OK);
}

CHello::~CHello()
{
   // when the object count goes to zero, stop the server
   cObjRef--;

   if (cObjRef == 0)
      PulseEvent(hEvent);
}

#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "mycls.hxx"

HANDLE hEvent;

int _cdecl main(int argc, char * argv[])
{
   ULONG ulRef;
   DWORD dwRegistration;

   CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF();
   hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL);

   // Initialize the OLE libraries
   CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);
   CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello,  pCF,
                         CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,
                         REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &dwRegistration);

   // wait on an event to stop
   WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);

   // revoke and release the class object
   CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);
   ulRef = pCF->Release();

   // Tell OLE we are going away.
   CoUninitialize();

   return 0;
}

extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;
extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;
CLSID  CLSID_CHello  =   
     {/* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
      0x2573F891,
      0xCFEE,
      0x101A, { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
     };

UUID  LIBID_CHelloLib =
      {/* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
       0x2573F890,
       0xCFEE,
       0x101A, { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
      };

#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "clsid.h"

int _cdecl main(int argc, char * argv[])
{
   HRESULT   hRslt;
   IHello*   pHello;
   ULONG     ulCnt;
   IMoniker* pmk;
   WCHAR     wcsT[_MAX_PATH];
   WCHAR     wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];

   // get object path
   wcsPath[0] = '\0';
   wcsT[0] = '\0';

   if (argc == 1)
   {
      mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);
      wcsupr(wcsPath);
   }
   else
   {
      fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n");
      return 1;
   }

   // get print string
   if (argc == 2)
      mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
   else
      wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello World");

   printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);
   printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);

   // Initialize the OLE libraries
   hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

   if (SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
   {
      hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);

      if (SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
         hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello,
                             (void**)&pHello);

      if (SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
      {  // print a string out
         pHello-PrintSz(wcsT);
         Sleep(2000);
         ulCnt = pHello->Release();
      }
      else
         printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx\n", hRslt);

      // Tell OLE we are going away.
      CoUninitialize();
   }

   return 0;
}

Stufe 7: Lernender Hacker

#!/usr/local/bin/perl
$msg="Hello, world.\n";
if ($#ARGV = 0)
{
   while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV)))
   {
      $outfilename = $arg;
      open(FILE, "" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write
           $arg:$!\n";
      print (FILE $msg);
      close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";
   }
}
else
{
   print ($msg);
}
1;

Stufe 8: Erfahrener Hacker

#include <stdio.h>
#define S "Hello, World\n"
main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}

Stufe 9: Ausgebuffter Hacker

% cc -o a.out  /src/misc/hw/hw.c
% a.out

Stufe 10: Guru Hacker

% cat
Hello, world.

Stufe 11: Neuer Manager

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END

Stufe 12: Mittleres Management

mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello
world."?

I need it by tomorrow.

Stufe 13: Gehobenes Management

% zmail jim
I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.

Stufe 14: Geschäftsführer

% letter
letter: Command not found.
% mail
To: ^X ^F ^C
% help mail
help: Command not found.
% damn!
!: Event unrecognized
% logout

 

 

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